*_* 怎么和小孩解释从哪里来

金箍棒

周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了 ...  
"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."  
「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜托！为什么今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."  
「好吧，你仔细听着！」

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识，

In the rest rooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.  
并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据，

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，  

nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样，九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒。」

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ohaha......

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