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[转贴]两分钟给你讲清楚哥本哈根大会是咋回事

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发表于 2009-12-22 16:34:39 | 显示全部楼层

[转贴]两分钟给你讲清楚哥本哈根大会是咋回事

[转贴]两分钟给你讲清楚哥本哈根大会是咋回事....... (1123字)
   
    如果一百多人在漏水的船上讨价还价谁该往外多舀水,那是明摆着的蠢,事实上没人会这么干,连船上那最自私最无耻的人,也会拿出最大公无私的精神拼命舀水的。
   但是事情如果再复杂一点,就会有新鲜的现象了。如果船上的人算计一下,在这条船沉没前,他们有足够的时间安全抵达港口,危险属于下一船乘客时,有很多人就会停下来安静地欣赏海景了。   
    哪怕这条船在抵达港口前的确会沉没一部分,比如灌满一个叫“马尔代夫”的船舱,其他舱室的人,基本上都会无动于衷。
    更复杂的是,如果这艘船超重,需要乘客们把身上的金银细软抛下船的话,扯蛋就来了。穷人们说,富人钱多经得起糟蹋你先扔,至少得再扔40%;富人则说穷鬼你那堆破烂儿又沉又不值钱你先扔;穷人说我扔也可以但你富人得拿出年收入的0.5%-1%,即3000块补偿给我,还得教会我发财致富的秘诀,富人说你丫做白日梦吧老子已经一年白给你100块了,多了别想,你救的不是我是你自己。   
    穷人说老子才刚坐这船没两天,你狗日富人坐好几年了,生生把新船坐成了破船,现在多出点血是天经地义的;富人说以前天杀的知道这船是会坐破的,再说如果不是我们富人天天捣鼓这船,你这帮农民今天还在刨地球,能懂航海术、看西洋景?今天这船要沉了也是我们发现的,要不你们这帮賤人淹死了都不知道咋回事。
    蛋还没扯完,眼见船越来越漏的厉害。于是船客们聚到“日本房间”,穷人们靠着人多强行通过了一份《京都协议书》,要求富人赶紧扔东西,穷人却可以不扔。最富的富人米利坚说,这是明显的仇富嘛,天下哪有这道理,俺不玩了。穷人说你B一家最重,负担就占了全船的近1/5,你不扔谁扔?米利坚说我的东西是最重,但也最值钱。俺以全船1/4的值钱物件才占了1/5的重量,凭啥我扔?你们看看那叫拆哪的穷鬼,以不到3%的价值也占了近1/5的负担,为啥不让他多扔?
    黑眼睛黑头发黄皮肤的拆哪一听急了:穷兄弟们别听他的,俺们可都是穷苦人家出身,你们要是把我推出来,以后你们中有人小偷小摸耍流氓谁罩着啊?好歹这船是大家的,你米利坚就是东西最多最重,这船也属你坐的时间最长次数最多,看我干啥?凭啥?你凭啥?这最怕船沉的不是咱穷棒子是富人,他们经不起大规模人员伤亡。
    为了尽快把蛋扯完,船客们最近又在一间叫“丹麦”的房间开了一个会。据最新消息,把蛋扯完的机会已经很渺茫。最重大的成果将是形成一份《哥本哈根共识》,这份有所有船客签名的共识说:“我们都发现并且承认,这船在漏水,而且是会沉的。”
      
       这份共识发表后,船客们纷纷接到恭喜电话,表扬他们表现出了高超的政治智慧,并且坚定地捍卫了国家利益
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发表于 2009-12-22 16:58:20 | 显示全部楼层

好!精辟!!

我们的朋友来自五湖四海
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发表于 2009-12-22 17:21:35 | 显示全部楼层

有不同意见没有?

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发表于 2009-12-22 19:13:20 | 显示全部楼层
没通过协议对我们不见得是坏事。我们以后的三十年发展是至关重要的,这期间不可避免的会带很多东西上船。如果签署那些协议,就要履行承诺,还可能要接受核查。一个人病了那么久,好不容易才把身体养好点,可以做点事情了,又来限制这限制那,没道理的。要限制也应先限制那些脑满肠肥的人,现在起码要先等我们缓过气吧。
什么协议不协议,通通QTMD吧
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发表于 2009-12-22 19:17:06 | 显示全部楼层
好文要顶
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发表于 2009-12-22 20:44:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文章!有虎头的风格!
自从虎头的戏说贴封笔后,也只能百度找乐子了~
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发表于 2009-12-23 08:38:31 | 显示全部楼层
好文
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发表于 2009-12-23 12:59:10 | 显示全部楼层
政客们的智慧就是扯蛋,而且要找出不同的方式和理由来扯蛋。
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发表于 2009-12-24 07:30:21 | 显示全部楼层
听说这里是列强指责中国捣蛋的理由,可惜俺看不懂!

Copenhagen was a disaster. That much is agreed. But the truth about what actually happened is in danger of being lost amid the spin and inevitable mutual recriminations. The truth is this: China wrecked the talks, intentionally humiliated Barack Obama, and insisted on an awful "deal" so western leaders would walk away carrying the blame. How do I know this? Because I was in the room and saw it happen.

China's strategy was simple: block the open negotiations for two weeks, and then ensure that the closed-door deal made it look as if the west had failed the world's poor once again. And sure enough, the aid agencies, civil society movements and environmental groups all took the bait. The failure was "the inevitable result of rich countries refusing adequately and fairly to shoulder their overwhelming responsibility", said Christian Aid. "Rich countries have bullied developing nations," fumed Friends of the Earth International.

All very predictable, but the complete opposite of the truth. Even George Monbiot, writing in yesterday's Guardian, made the mistake of singly blaming Obama. But I saw Obama fighting desperately to salvage a deal, and the Chinese delegate saying "no", over and over again. Monbiot even approvingly quoted the Sudanese delegate Lumumba Di-Aping, who denounced the Copenhagen accord as "a suicide pact, an incineration pact, in order to maintain the economic dominance of a few countries".

Sudan behaves at the talks as a puppet of China; one of a number of countries that relieves the Chinese delegation of having to fight its battles in open sessions. It was a perfect stitch-up. China gutted the deal behind the scenes, and then left its proxies to savage it in public.

Here's what actually went on late last Friday night, as heads of state from two dozen countries met behind closed doors. Obama was at the table for several hours, sitting between Gordon Brown and the Ethiopian prime minister, Meles Zenawi. The Danish prime minister chaired, and on his right sat Ban Ki-moon, secretary-general of the UN. Probably only about 50 or 60 people, including the heads of state, were in the room. I was attached to one of the delegations, whose head of state was also present for most of the time.

What I saw was profoundly shocking. The Chinese premier, Wen Jinbao, did not deign to attend the meetings personally, instead sending a second-tier official in the country's foreign ministry to sit opposite Obama himself. The diplomatic snub was obvious and brutal, as was the practical implication: several times during the session, the world's most powerful heads of state were forced to wait around as the Chinese delegate went off to make telephone calls to his "superiors".

Shifting the blame

To those who would blame Obama and rich countries in general, know this: it was China's representative who insisted that industrialised country targets, previously agreed as an 80% cut by 2050, be taken out of the deal. "Why can't we even mention our own targets?" demanded a furious Angela Merkel. Australia's prime minister, Kevin Rudd, was annoyed enough to bang his microphone. Brazil's representative too pointed out the illogicality of China's position. Why should rich countries not announce even this unilateral cut? The Chinese delegate said no, and I watched, aghast, as Merkel threw up her hands in despair and conceded the point. Now we know why – because China bet, correctly, that Obama would get the blame for the Copenhagen accord's lack of ambition.

China, backed at times by India, then proceeded to take out all the numbers that mattered. A 2020 peaking year in global emissions, essential to restrain temperatures to 2C, was removed and replaced by woolly language suggesting that emissions should peak "as soon as possible". The long-term target, of global 50% cuts by 2050, was also excised. No one else, perhaps with the exceptions of India and Saudi Arabia, wanted this to happen. I am certain that had the Chinese not been in the room, we would have left Copenhagen with a deal that had environmentalists popping champagne corks popping in every corner of the world.

Strong position

So how did China manage to pull off this coup? First, it was in an extremely strong negotiating position. China didn't need a deal. As one developing country foreign minister said to me: "The Athenians had nothing to offer to the Spartans." On the other hand, western leaders in particular – but also presidents Lula of Brazil, Zuma of South Africa, Calderón of Mexico and many others – were desperate for a positive outcome. Obama needed a strong deal perhaps more than anyone. The US had confirmed the offer of $100bn to developing countries for adaptation, put serious cuts on the table for the first time (17% below 2005 levels by 2020), and was obviously prepared to up its offer.

Above all, Obama needed to be able to demonstrate to the Senate that he could deliver China in any global climate regulation framework, so conservative senators could not argue that US carbon cuts would further advantage Chinese industry. With midterm elections looming, Obama and his staff also knew that Copenhagen would be probably their only opportunity to go to climate change talks with a strong mandate. This further strengthened China's negotiating hand, as did the complete lack of civil society political pressure on either China or India. Campaign groups never blame developing countries for failure; this is an iron rule that is never broken. The Indians, in particular, have become past masters at co-opting the language of equity ("equal rights to the atmosphere") in the service of planetary suicide – and leftish campaigners and commentators are hoist with their own petard.

With the deal gutted, the heads of state session concluded with a final battle as the Chinese delegate insisted on removing the 1.5C target so beloved of the small island states and low-lying nations who have most to lose from rising seas. President Nasheed of the Maldives, supported by Brown, fought valiantly to save this crucial number. "How can you ask my country to go extinct?" demanded Nasheed. The Chinese delegate feigned great offence – and the number stayed, but surrounded by language which makes it all but meaningless. The deed was done.

China's game

All this raises the question: what is China's game? Why did China, in the words of a UK-based analyst who also spent hours in heads of state meetings, "not only reject targets for itself, but also refuse to allow any other country to take on binding targets?" The analyst, who has attended climate conferences for more than 15 years, concludes that China wants to weaken the climate regulation regime now "in order to avoid the risk that it might be called on to be more ambitious in a few years' time".

This does not mean China is not serious about global warming. It is strong in both the wind and solar industries. But China's growth, and growing global political and economic dominance, is based largely on cheap coal. China knows it is becoming an uncontested superpower; indeed its newfound muscular confidence was on striking display in Copenhagen. Its coal-based economy doubles every decade, and its power increases commensurately. Its leadership will not alter this magic formula unless they absolutely have to.

Copenhagen was much worse than just another bad deal, because it illustrated a profound shift in global geopolitics. This is fast becoming China's century, yet its leadership has displayed that multilateral environmental governance is not only not a priority, but is viewed as a hindrance to the new superpower's freedom of action. I left Copenhagen more despondent than I have felt in a long time. After all the hope and all the hype, the mobilisation of thousands, a wave of optimism crashed against the rock of global power politics, fell back, and drained away.
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发表于 2009-12-24 08:33:20 | 显示全部楼层
哦...我也看不懂..
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